THE PLAYERS

This is to help you keep straight all these crazy people I write about. Here are some of the really important ones, with a big, HUGE thanks to my darling Disney, who drew them all for me :)




This is me! I am an English major in college and I read all the time. I'm also a little nerdy, sarcastic, and I'm one of the most outwardly opinionated people I know.







Named for Mad Men's Don Draper, of course.

This is Draper, my quiet, beautiful, lesbian friend. She's sarcastic, artistic, and doesn't take shit from people. She's a little bit cynical, and she's going to college for funerary services. She's also a brilliant painter, and she paints me little monsters every once in a while, mostly when she's drunk. I've known her since we were both in kindergarten.






Cuz she's got lots of them.
Next is Antics! She can be a little socially awkward sometimes with people she doesn't know, but in the right company she is one crazy gal. She is also a lesbian, and has a tendency to squeal and flail around a lot. She's finally decided on nursing after changing her major a bazillion times, and spent the last semester in China, during which time we all sat around and complained about how much we missed her. I have also known her since elementary school, but we didn't become close friends until middle school.





And last but never least (though she IS the shortest), is the stupendous, talented, and adorable Disney. She's in school for animation, which is perfect. She's mildly obsessed with a large number of animated movies and shows, most notably Hey! Arnold and maybe the Little Mermaid. We get together and play the Mario "Marriage-Ender" game on her Wii. What a great sentence. I've known her since middle school.







Okay, well hopefully that helps you remember who's who. Might be more to come, if I can convince Disney to do them :)